I am vane. Vanity is something that envelopes me. And I often wonder with such vanity, how can I be so overweight? It may be because I am more lazy than I am vane. I’m also curious. And when curiosity makes friends with vanity it makes me want to do things like grow my hair long to see what I look like or shave off all of my pubic hair just to know what’s going on down there. That’s why I love this mirror by Areaware. It saves me the time of growing that mustache. If I’m curious what I look like with a mustache then I simply go up to the mirror, stand in the right position, and gaze upon my beauty. Ahhh. Doesn’t it make you feel warm inside?