Object: The Tulip Ego Laptop

Manufacturer: thecommunicationgroup

URL: http://www.barneys.com

Category: Personal Technology

Price: $5,000

Lust Factor: Tepid

Description: The design is perfection, there is no doubt. The innovation on this machine is the computer’s ability to change skins from white to red. Also, it is somewhat of an innovation for the computer to look more like a woman’s handbag than a box. I love this product because it’s quintessential Barneys. That is, who cares about computing power, screen size, or even operating system. Just give me the feminine styling. This gift preys on old, rich women in the most overt way.