Fuck The Rain
I’ve always wanted to make an enduring statement that would have broad popularity, and now I think I’e found a way: First, buy one of these stylish umbrellas of a middle finger. Second, walk around with this umberlla often. Third, find your picture on Google Maps. Finally, send the image to any media outlet that will listen. The one catch is that you have to use the unmbrellas on clear and sunny days, so you might look like a freak.