Bretz Sofas: Possibly the Ugliest Sofas Ever Made
The website for Bretz Sofas is www.mycultsofa.com, and, quite honestly, you would probably need to be in a cult to own one of these pieces of furniture. Because only someone who has been brainwashed would pay thousands of dollars to buy a Bretz Sofa. They are truly the ugliest sofas I have ever seen, and I challenge each of you to show me an uglier sofa. When a company makes something this ugly, I need an explanation, so I went for a read of their mission statement:
BRETZ Couture aspires to capture the soul of haute couture of the international catwalks and bring it to your home. With a wealth of facets which make dreams reality. Be swept away by the joy of intoxicating colours and shapes. Experience warmth and comfort; stylishness and high quality. Enjoy the glamour of BRETZ Couture with all your senses because: Bretz: Design is born in the heart. For the heart.
I’ve been following couture fashion for a while now, and I’m thinking to myself, when did the scary prostitute look come in to vogue? I don’t see these sofas following the likes of Valentino or Prada. I’ve even had a cursory look at what I thought might be their clothing counterpart, Frederick’s of Hollywood, and even this brand has managed to refine their look well beyond a Tim Burton Film. Still give credit where it’s due. The sofa is an achievement of some sorts, and I commend the company for sticking to their vision no matter how ugly that vision may be.