Blue Pyramid Bracelet by Mark Jacobs: Ethereal Superchunky
Have you ever wanted to wear something that looked like it came from an ancient alien civilization? Your only choices in the past were pretty much either a Halloween costume store, where most of the items are made from some Chinese rubber that smells as if you wore it too long you might get cancer wherever the jewelry touched you, or one of those archaeological museums’ gift shops, where you might find chunky bracelets carved between the thighs of African tribespeople which look similar to something your high school art teacher might have worn ca. 1980. Now, you have one more choice: The Mark Jacobs Blue Pyramid Bracelet. The bracelet is no big whoop. It’s intensely blue, plastic, chunky, pointy, and almost screams alien jewelry. The reason you would want to wear this is: One. It’s that alien look you’ve always wanted. And two. It’s Marc Jacobs, so you don’t have to be embarrassed to tell anyone where it came from. It’s also a decent price of $25.